Volume 2, Issue 1

October 2005

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This is so easy, it’s like taking candy from a sleeping baby. All you need to do to become eligible for the $50 Borders Books and Tapes gift certificate is send me your correct answers via email to jhiers@marclife.com no later than Friday, October 21. In the event of multiple winners, a random drawing will be held to determine the lucky winner. The winner will be notified-not by Ed McMahon-but by me!

Remember how we all wanted multiple choice tests during our school days? Well, here’s the really great news: This is a multiple choice test! The rules are way simple. Just identify the famous historical figure responsible for the quote. Ready? Go!

1. “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”
     Abraham Lincoln or Winston Churchill?

2. “It has been my experience that folks who have no
     vices have very few virtues.”
     Abraham Lincoln or Will Rogers

3. “I never did give anyone hell. I just told the truth and
     the they thought it was hell.”
    Calvin Coolidge or Harry Truman

4. “Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at
     them but I wouldn’t want to own one.”
     W. C. Fields or Mark Twain

5. “Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.”
     JFK or Richard Nixon